Red Notice Movie Review: A Criminal Waste of Money

Red Notice – on Netflix today – is officially an action comedy. But it’s not good at any of those main ingredients. Mostly, it keeps on throwing a series of one-liners without ever making its jokes. The Netflix film, written and directed by Rawson Marshall Thurber (Skyscraper), has no personality—it screams bland action for most of its 117-minute runtime. I saw it earlier this week and I have already forgotten most of its action sequences. How unforgettable they are. Essentially, Red Notice is a very run-of-the-mill heist movie with a bit of flair and panache of its own. except that it has three major Hollywood the actors Stars. And He The only reason it exists.

Watching the film makes it clear that Red Notice was designed as a star vehicle for Dwayne Johnson, Ryan Reynolds, and Gal Gadot. They know, Netflix knows, and filmmakers know that audiences are turning to see their faces, which explains why all three of Johnson, Reynolds, and Gadot are less of a character and more of a version of themselves. Reynolds is doing his usual (Deadpool) shtick except in a family-friendly PG-13 way. Red Notice is very family friendly by the way. Although bullets and explosions affect the film, there is no blood, bruises or bodies. Johnson is deprived of his trademark smile and eyebrow-raising, and the time he spends with Reynolds makes him settle for a lot of eyerolls. Gadot seems to be himself the most, and the funniest of all.

That said, Red Notice is at its best when it puts all three of them in one room — it needs more, and has better dialogue exchanges to go along with the scenes. But this is such a sneaky movie. Red Notice keeps it completely safe, there is no risk taking or big swings here. It’s all about creating a new Netflix IP—all Hollywood is looking for these days—and that’s not only cynical, but a waste of money. Netflix spent over $200 million (approximately Rs 1,489 crore) on the film, making it one of the most expensive films of all time. A big part of this is salary. Johnson, Reynolds and Gadot were paid upwards of $20 million (about Rs 149 crore). For This, this is insane.

And although Red Notice does its best to smack its globe-trotting status in your face — from Rome to Bali, Russia to Valencia, Argentina to Cairo and Sardinia to Paris, names are spotted on screen in large font — it Crazy how short the movie feels. This is because Red Notice spends so much time indoors. What’s the point of traveling around the world and being in place when you’re just…in?

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On top of this, Red Notice has “characters” in it, although they are actually window dressing. Johnson plays FBI Special Agent John Hartley, who has been described as the world’s greatest profiler, Reynolds as the world’s greatest con-man Nolan Booth, whose status as a famed art thief is up-and-running. The ending is being played by The Bishop, played by Gadot. Those who do not even get a name on the screen, forget the backstory. No one is better like the other two – his character development at Red Notice is basically a “daddy issue”. The Netflix film is equally clunky with its performance, with its characters providing us with regular information dumps, either talking about themselves, giving us clues on a turn, or walking them through their upcoming plan. It’s all very on the nose.

There’s also a plot in Red Notice, though it makes little sense, as Reynolds himself notes in the fourth wall-breaking McGuffin comment: an Egyptian billionaire wants the late Egyptian queen Cleopatra’s three lost-seed eggs. – which is not a real thing – their daughter’s name for marriage is also Cleopatra. He is offering crores as a reward. Both Reynolds and Gadot’s characters are after the prize, with Johnson on their tail.

He is also being pursued by Inspector Das (Ritu Arya from The Umbrella Academy), a super cop emerging from Interpol’s jurisdiction. But she’s got a minor thankless role, as does silicon Valley‘s bro-y douche-y Russ Hanneman – I mean Chris Diamantopoulos, who plays the minor villain Soto Vos. He’s stuck with a terrible accent that almost sounds like a joke played on him.

Although it later drowned out the hustle and bustle, Red Notice does some good things in the beginning. While the Johnson is big and wide, the Reynolds is sleek and fleet-footed. This translates to a nice contrast in the initial action. Reynolds jumps through hoops, maneuvers around obstacles, and can find his way around without making a mess for as long as he wants. Johnson just crashes into things with his weight – he’s elegant unlike Reynolds, however gets the job done. Once this scene is in place, Red Notice never forgets to use this contrast. Additionally, while there are flashes of comedy here and there during the action set-piece, it’s pretty normal for the most part.

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Ryan Reynolds as Nolan Booth in Red Notice
Photo Credit: Frank Massey / Netflix

Red Notice wants to come out full circle with the best action movies, but it takes very little effort. Thurber has nothing to offer here that we haven’t seen a hundred times before.

The Chris Hemsworth-led Extraction — one of Netflix’s few action flick IP efforts — may have been equally bad in the narrative department and wasting its talented actors, but at least it was committed to delivering the action. With 99 million Netflix member families watching Extraction in the first four weeks after release, that was enough to get a sequel that begins filming later in November, and is due out in April 2023.

Netflix doesn’t have John Wick, Fast & Furious, or Mission: Impossible to own — and the frustration is clear. But not all of them have been as successful as Extraction in getting the franchise on the ground. It’s been tried before on Bright with Will Smith, but an instant-greenlight sequel has yet to complete four years. Then in late 2019 there was Reynolds-led 6 Underground, whose sequel was canceled with Netflix — in a rare admission — noting that the film was not working.

But it’s not stopping. In addition to Red Notice, which intentionally leaves room for a sequel, Netflix already has another $200 million action thriller franchise-starter: The Gray Man, starring Ryan Gosling and Chris Evans, and The Avengers. Endgame director. Hull. Gosling is expected to reprise his role in the sequel to The Gray Man. Netflix has a lot of cash to throw at it, and it appears it will be burning a lot by the time it hits gold.

Whether or not Red Notice has any future depends on how the audience greets it. You’d expect it to break the opening month record for Extraction, which has been linked to Star Power. But whether it is worth the future is an entirely different debate. For what it’s worth, the franchise has been turned over in the hands of a better writer and director. Except for Red Notice 2 it’s not that easy. Johnson isn’t just one of three leads, he’s also a producer on Red Notice. And as such, he has tremendous control over the direction of a Netflix film (and potential series).

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Dwayne Johnson as John Hartley in Red Notice
Photo Credit: Frank Massey / Netflix

As his stature in Hollywood grew, Johnson’s circle became smaller. He has previously worked with Thurber on two previous occasions: the 2018 action thriller Skyscraper, and the 2016 action-comedy Central Intelligence. She has also worked with Brad Peyton three times, including in the 2015 disaster film San Andreas, and the 2018 monster film Rampage. And the man who delivered his Disney vehicle Jungle Cruise, Jaime Colette-Serra, has also been chosen to give Johnson’s DC debut as Black Adam. Johnson is clearly working with these directors because he knows he is the big authority in the room, and as the producer of all these films. He is essentially a ghost director.

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It is unlikely that Johnson would give control to an autistic filmmaker. That’s why Johnson couldn’t work on Fast & Furious anymore, I believe. Vin Diesel is the star and producer of that franchise, and there wasn’t room for two of them. Instead, Johnson has created a super-sized version of it all over Hollywood. He’s doing more or less the same thing wherever he goes, whether it’s Rampage, Jumanji, or Red Notice — and he hasn’t completely outdone Fast & Furious, reprising his role in the middle spin-off hobbs and shaw Which is also the sequel of development.

Most of his movies do multimillion-dollar business at the box office, and that’s why everyone wants to be in the Johnson business. For Netflix, it’s all about the number of subscribers they can pull in (and retain) with the combined power of Deadpool, The Rock, and Wonder Woman. Red Notices are a criminal waste of money and everyone’s time – except those who have been paid $20 million.

Red Notice is released on Friday, November 12 at 1:30 pm IST / 12am PT on Netflix worldwide. In India, Red Notice is available in English, Hindi, Tamil and Telugu.


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